Showing posts with label New Year's Resolutions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Year's Resolutions. Show all posts

Friday, February 8, 2008

Wanted one balloon, last seen going in the direction of up...

I was wandering across the main road by my flat the other day, when something struck me.

If memory serves this year's a leap year, meaning in simple terms there's a 29th of February coming (30 days hath September, April may, and June definitely has). This is traditionally a time for the ladies to propose to the eligible bachelors. I'm going to give you the same advice that I gave the local hospital gave to the job seekers: Please form an orderly queue.

I got my hair cut for the occasion. I didn't like the length at first, but it's growing on me.

I've recently got back into the whole staying fit and healthy thing. I used to work out back in the day, but then I started using a calculator. Sometimes I participate in a kick-a-round on the college astroturf. As they say over here the game is a foot. If you've been me as long as I have (and I think I have been), you'll know how difficult it is to stay away from an unhealthy diet. Greek scholars see me and proclaim "that face could lunch a thousand chips". Rather than staying away from the mitraillette, I balance the equation with some exercise, running away from responsibility, carrying heavy burdens and lifting all my readers' spirits. Sometimes I like to get down on my knees, so I go down to the local park and kneel on a duck.



In other news, my parents, wanting to get away from our house with a poky little bathroom, have gone away on a cruise on a luxury lino. Good for them.


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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Deirtear gur "tús maith" leath na hoibre ach is é "HOI" leath na HOIbre!

Beannachtaí na Féile is athbhliain shuaimhneach oraibh (ortsa i ndaírire).

Tá sé in am do mo dhiongbháilteachta a ghabhann leis an teacht don Bhliain úr.

1) Ba mhaith liom bheith i mo mhúinteoir: is cailín an-dheas í.
2) Níos lú "staidéar."
3) Níos mó staidéar.
4) Labhraím níos mó fraincís.
5) Ithim níos lú francaigh.
6) Dhúnmharóinn bridín.
7) Thabharfainn go feasach tuairisc nó ráiteas bréige a chuirfeadh i gcéill cion a bheith déanta nó a d'fhéadfadh imní a mhúscailt faoi shábháilteacht daoine
7) Chuirfinn i gcéill go tuigeann éinne leis an teachtaireacht sin.


Go raibh an ghaoth go brách ag bhur gcúlanna.
(So you'll be freezing!)