I was planning on giving him a cordial reception, but I'm all out of Ribena, so I'll give him a beer reception instead.
Funny (first time for everything! -Ed) story about T. Kinsella, wait that's too obvious, let's call him Thomas K., actually:
Well, got a lecture to go to, and I haven't had my lunch yet.
Remember, in the words of the Hoff:
"It's better to have loved a short girl, than never to have loved a tall."